“Craig Whyte is the man responsible for Rangers’ downfall…”
– James Traynor, Daily Record, 25th October, 2012
’TWAS AW BECAUSE
I’m not tae clear on mony things,
Like how tae read the lasses-o.
Awhiles it’s, “Dinnae point yer ding!”
Awhiles it’s hugs and kisses-o.
But dinnae tell me black is white,
Or snakes are warm and furry-o,
Or Rangers died because ay Whyte.
They died because ay Murray-o.
Chorus:
Oh Murray-o, yes Murray-o, they died because ay Murray-o.
He ran the scheme that killed the team,
And vanished in a hurry-o.
I’ve made the odd financial faux,
But honest wans, I swear-io.
Like letting baith oor savings go,
Tae yon prince in Nigeri-o.
But dinnae tell me left is right,
Or Motherwell is Monaco,
Or Rangers died because ay White.
They died because ay Murray-o.
Chorus:
I trust that adverts tell the trowth,
That buns’ feet can be lucky-o,
And B&Q sells tartan paint.
I bocht the Brooklyn Bridge ye know!
But dinnae tell me spots are stripes,
Or IOUs are money-o,
Or Rangers died because ay Whight,
They died because ay Murray-o.
Chorus:
I hae been kent tae tip a gless,
And fegs, awhiles get hazy-o.
And fegs, awhiles get aff ma gourd,
But fegs, I am nae crazy-o.
So dinnae tell me day is night,
Or steamin’ keich is curry-o,
Or Sevco lives because ay Whijt.
It lives because ay Murray-o.
Oh Murray-o, yes Murray-o, it lives because ay Murray-o.
God save the Queen, and Whyte, and Green,
And God bless minty Murray-o.
– posmill